"Weights & measurements may be ranked among the necessaries of life to every individual of human society."
- John Quincy Adams, 1821
The FUNWEIGH is the hottest gift item. It not only is a full featured talking scale but it also jokes with you about your weight.
Here's an example weighing; "Two Hundred Thirty Four Point Five Pounds, You're not big boned – you're just Fat!"
The Funweigh cycles randomly through 8 joke expressions including "You're a Ducer", "It's a good thing I talk because you probably can't see me", "gasp gasp can't breath", "Back AWAY from the scale" and many more. This scale is a sure fire hit for the Holiday season.